TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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