i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
never play flip cup with pint glasses
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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