WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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