Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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