I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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