This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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