haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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