counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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