My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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