Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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