I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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