Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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