Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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