You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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