i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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