How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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