Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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