gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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