Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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