Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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