I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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