New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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