Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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