when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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