Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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