are you so shy because you have an std?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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