Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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