her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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