Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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