dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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