so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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