Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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