Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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