you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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