Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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