Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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