Its about making memories worth repressing
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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