my sisters under your porch take her home
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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