Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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