I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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