You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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