She's JV to your varsity
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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