4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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