dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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