everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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