He asked to "fluff my boner.."
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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