She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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