No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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