it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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