You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Floor bacon is actually really good
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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