i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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