so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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