i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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