WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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