i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
