YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.