he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"