What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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