i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You dont lie about slip and slides
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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