This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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