if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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